I kid you not. I have seen several pictures with the State of California written across the top in that neat heliogram stuff. Nice touch. If anything, at least we know you're old enough to drive.
Other interesting photos I've seen floating around in cyber space include one of a guy standing in the bathroom donning only a towel wrapped securely (thank goodness) around his waist. Another guy took a self-portrait of himself standing in front of a mirror; you can actually see him holding the camera in the reflection. Boy, this guy must be a blast to hang around if he doesn't even have a buddy to take a photo of him. Come to think of it, I'm not sure I would want to go out with anyone who feels the only place he feels comfortable having a picture taken is in the bathroom. Would you?

I really love the ones (yes, plural) where the guy mentions that he's the life of the party but his photo looks like he's a poster child for Preparation H. In another photo, if I didn't know better, I would've thought the guy just got home really late from a killer bachelor party. If he wasn't drunk, he really needed to find a better Laundromat.

This is definitely one of my favorites. Please, someone help me understand why a guy would include a photo of himself standing next to some 25-year-old blonde (a female, not a lab or retriever). Or worse yet, a photo with half of a 25-year-old blonde visible! Are we to assume this is your adoptive daughter, or your niece, or maybe it's the pool girl? Or are we suppose to think you're just plain loony?

By seeing you with a beautiful woman, are you trying to make us jealous, or are you trying to makes us believe that you can get really hot chicks even if you look like a creature from The Night of the Living Dead movie? What gives? I would go out with the driver's license guy before I went out with the guy with his ex in the shot. Now even if it isn't your ex in the shot, you must know how the female mind works. We will believe it is your ex, or current fling, unless a twelve-member jury can prove beyond a reasonable doubt that it is, indeed, your sister.

I realize that some people can't stand to be alone, but can you have at least one decent photo of just yourself so we don't wear ourselves out speculating on who the mystery lady is? Geeeesh.

I saw one picture that not only included the entire 20-something blonde, but she was wrapping her arms around a 45ish-year-old guy in a big bear hug. (Great incentive for luring in potential dates. Bonehead.) Now I shouldn't jump to any conclusions, I mean with all these so-called "blended" families or guys marrying women half their age (Oh, yes, this does happen) maybe that was his new step-mom. I seriously doubt it. I think the guy's just a clueless jerk.

Another photo had a guy sitting in a rocking chair holding a baby. Not bad so far. But what caught my eye was the blonde leaning over the chair doting on both of her infants. (Notice the other woman is always a blonde? Hmmm.) Are these guys advertising for a threesome? Did this photo get mixed up with the one that's to adorn the Christmas card photo? In Heaven's name, what should I think of this? Maybe he's looking for a baby sitter. All I know is that my brain is hurting from trying to figure all this stuff out.