So you're sick and tired of not having anyone to go out with. Poor baby, get over it. Ah, but you can't. Believe me, I know the feeling. The club scene and blind date routine are a big waste of time and you're simply going to go nuts if you spend one more Saturday night alone. So now you're gung-ho about beginning your mission to find the person of your dreams, whether it's your Prince Charming or your little Cinderella, whichever applies to your particular situation. (Maybe both. Who knows, I'm not here to judge.)

Women, maybe you're saying to yourselves, "I've been waiting so long for my fairy tale romance to begin. I'm so tired of being alone; I want someone to share my life with. I'm at the point in my life where I'm asking myself, "Why do laundry for one when I can do it for two just as easy? And it's just a waste of time cleaning up my small clutter, so if I'm going to clean at all, I might as well clean the mess of two people to make it worth my while. God knows I'm getting tired of talking to myself all the time,