It's tough coming up with something unique and original, but it's necessary if you want to stand out from the competition. But allow me to mention a few that really wouldn't be on the top of my list for landing guys. "Lonely Aquarius Seeks Fun Guy," "Marriage Minded Maiden Seeks Love God," "Committed Searching for Soul Mate," and "Mother of Four Seeks Family Oriented Male."

Are these women trying to attract someone or send him to an early grave? Do yourself a favor, never use the words "lonely, commitment, marriage, long term, soul mate" or "mother" in your headline. Don't you know that most guys are allergic to those words, at least in the beginning? Give him time to ask you out before you frighten the buh-geezies out of him. Dating is a process, and it can and should be a slow process at that. It takes time to get to know each other and to learn what both of you are looking for. Find out his last name before you start shopping for wedding rings.

I saw where one gal was seeking a long-term "friend." I hope she was referring to a plutonic female friend because I don't think too many guys would fit that description. Further down in her ad she said she was looking for "just" a friend but also mentioned that she wanted kids. Okay. Well, either she will be satisfied as a step mom, do the adoption thing, or take a shot at the artificial insemination thingie. If she only wants a friendship, someone may have to explain to her that she won't have a whole hell of a lot of kids if she doesn't want anything more than that. Another gal's headline was "Hourglass Figure," but for some reason she only included a photo of her head. Interesting. Anything hourglass related, I'd be showing off to anyone belonging to the male species.

Here's one that stumped me: "Honest Gal Looking For Fun Dan." Okay, now this is interesting. Is she only looking for guys named Dan? Or maybe it's a typo and she's looking for a Dad. Or could it be she's looking for a Man? How much time are we supposed to spend figuring this one out? Can't anyone reread what he or she wrote just once? You are, in a way, being graded by your readers, so scan over your ad for mistakes before you are mistakenly deleted for not knowing if you want a Dan, man, dad, or cad.

Watch your spelling, people. One little letter can make the difference between a doc and a dog.

"Sophisticated Seeks Rich Guy." Okay, let's quit beating around the bush. What is it that you really want? What qualifies you to get a rich guy? Just because you're sophisticated entitles you to some guy's hard-earned money? I think "Shallow Lazy Gold Digger" would be more apropos, don't ya think?

Now I did see one that was kind of cute. It said, "Let's Watch Sports Together." Now she obviously has done her homework on knowing what guys want. This other girl had a clever one as well, "Hiking Guru Seeks Happy Camper." It's cute and light, nothing heavy.

In my first ad that I posted, I wanted to put "Free Six Pack with Response," but then I figured I wouldn't know if the guy wanted to go out with me or if he just wanted to collect his free gift. I also liked, "I Come With A Big Screen TV." Think women. Think like a guy!

Humor is a concept that is foreign to a lot of women when it comes to trolling for mates. It's a good thing; don't be afraid to use it. It's not illegal to let loose every once in a while. There are so many women out there walking around like their tampon's in crooked.

Lighten up gals. You will see this topic more than once, trust me. (Humor, not tampons.)