Going through ads and reading the headlines can be as much fun, if not more than going to the local comedy club. This line is kind of like the first impression, (or second impression if you check out the photo first), so you'd think people would want to make it as appealing as possible, yet they often provide some pretty profound "scratch your head and mutter, what in the world were they thinking?" moments.

I do have to wonder what goes through the minds of some of these people when they decide on a headline. I'm sure a lot of them are nervous and have little experience, but I swear they must have had a few too many "brewskis" before they sat down and put on their little thinking caps.

I will bypass reading certain ads due to the content of the headline. "Lonely Single Dad of Five Seeks Woman" just didn't set off fireworks for me. I'm not quite sure why. "Fathr of Too Brite Childrn Lookn for Companyon" didn't get me all hot and bothered either. (Have you ever heard of spell check, guys?)

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